So baby, burn the bitch down
I never will cross that bridge again
I’d rather drown
Living the organic life.
GODDAMN IT! I’m trying to write dark, sad stuff stop making me so happy!
Doc told me I should eat 6 times a day.
I can do that. I can definitely do that.
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
Homemade Christmas Oreos and GIANT heart Oreo!! #gonnagetdiabetes #ilovechristmas #sweets #homemadeoreos #bakingday @lukeganeo